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A woman trying to get on a bus realizes her skirt is too tight to allow her leg to come up. Slightly embarrassed, she reaches behind her and unzips her skirt a little. When she tried to step up she couldn’t.
With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind her to unzip some more but still couldn’t take the step.
Becoming quite embarrassed, she once again attempted to unzip her skirt to get on the first step of the bus. About this time, a large man from Iowa behind her picked her up by the waist and placed her gently on the bus.
Surprised and flustered, she turned to the man and yelled, “How dare you touch me! I don’t even know you are!”
The Iowan smiled and drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends!”
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The Rev. William P. "Bill" McLemore, Editor
Assistant Club Secretary
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