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After a morning fishing, a Rotarian left his boat for a District meeting in the afternoon and his wife decided to motor out into the lake, drop anchor and read her book.
A Game Warden pulls up alongside the woman in his boat. "'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book" she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area" he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading".
"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault" says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am" the warden said, and he left.